*Refuge Denied was the name of heavy metal band Sanctuary’s first album.
Two days after the inauguration, 206 users told us what question they would like to ask the new President.
To be fair, many of the responses were questions of the rhetorical variety, such as
Why do you act like such a jerk? (23%)
Or When will you release your tax returns? (8%)
Or Why do you lie so much? (8%)
Or How can we thank you for making America great again? (6%)
With regard to policy,
What will replace Obamacare? (7%)
When will the wall be built? (2%)
Will you shrink the deficit? (2%)
How fast can you reduce regulation? (2%)
Concerns about Russian connections, and how to reform the liberal media also received 2% each, while Birtherism (pro and con) and ‘locker her up’ (pro) came in at 1%.
Abortion, climate change, guns, immigration also came in at 1%.
No other topics got more than a single question, but included North Korea, minimum wage, and the future of pipelines.
We quote here some of the other questions that fell in to a category of one:
“How could I help”?
“Could you please put in funding for fusion research”?
“Would you please consider taking up the practice of mediation or yoga”?
“Please bust the nuts of the DNC and Leftard media”
“Do you like oatmeal”?
“How is Barron taking all this”?
“When are you swinging by my place to visit a fellow Penn Quaker”?
“There’s nothing to ask”