If you don’t happen to have a SAM in your backyard

Thats what SAC never lacked for investors

Back in the day my grandfather waterproofed my workboots by covering them with dripped candle wax. My work conditions presented no danger of getting wet (it was indoors), and the boots lost about 97% of their flexibility, but did I ask him to mind his own business? Not a chance. Thanks Grandpa!